Christmas, finally.

Today is Christmas, our Lord and Savior's birthday. Caylee got every single season of Sex and the City on dvd. I got Arrested Development. We love TV. To celebrate our success in the gift department we went to the park, despite the below zero temperature. 

Then we went to Denny's for hot chocolate but didn't buy any. 

We're the only ones still here

Southern California isn't supposed to be this cold. I shouldn't be able to see my breath in the afternoon and I should be able to wear shorts year round. It's all wrong. It's only the 18th of December and I'm already sick of hot chocolate. Here's to a long, cold winter.

back2 good.

i really have nothing to say. i don't know why i opened this. i'm going to write about things on my bed. the first thing i see is a pile of about 5 tanky tops from old navy. my grandma gave them to me the other day. one is brown, one is black, one is white, one is brown, and one is (i don't know). the best thing on my bed (my macbook doesn't count because it's on my lap) is dinah, my raccoon. derek bracho paid for us to play a shark game at knott's berry farm (thank you, derek). it's really cute. also, andrew got me a cute polar bear. i have a pair of shorts on my bed and a dvd with wall-e on it. there are a few dirty shirts i wore to school today on my bed. and some really good deodorant i bought at the dollar store yesterday. a package of ritz crackers (half eaten) beside an empty bowl that was once filled with tuna are sitting right next to my leg. good night, gh0stworld.   uh ohhhh

re: this just in!

the reason i am 35 on wii fit is because i didn't know i had to stand on one leg. i just wanted to clear that up. i will be 16 again. soon enough. luvya bitch.

this just in!

caylee daniel christner is now 35 on wii fit. i (claire kobren) am still 18.

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i'd just like to say that i (Caylee Christner) am 16 years old on Wii Fit. and in real life. thank you very much.

gamecube: day 1

despite the fact that caylee was missing for half the day (relaxing somewhere i'm sure), we did some pretty tough cleaning today. luckily, i found the gamecube. we're really into video games right now (mainly anything involving mario). after working really hard and being exposed to giant black widows and toxic water my mom started being really nice to us. she served us popsicles AND ice cream while we played gamecube (we actually had to pause the game for caylee to eat her popsicle because her teeth are too sensitive to hold it in her mouth for the 30 second mini game). we told my mom that we needed new video games and she said "okay." cha-ching! by the time alex took us to target to get a game (they were closed), i had decided that i also needed to buy the movies 10 things i hate about you and wicker park so we wanted to keep an eye out for them. next we tried k mart because they don't close early on sundays. first we looked at dvds. i found wicker park for only $9.99! i was so excited. they didn't have 10 things i hate about you so we went to look for games. k mart does not have a gamecube game section!! the three of us wept like babies and threw hannah montana tvs and gameboy cases all over the floor of the store. we checked out with only the one dvd. it turns out it was on sale for $4.99! not that i want to glorify k mart but where else can you get an amazing dvd for only $5.40 (with tax)? anyways, we didn't get a new game but alex brought some over. tomorrow is a new day.

BItch.

I turned my light off at around 10:44 PM and take the 4 steps needed to get to my bed. I'm just about to play prisonstruggle or something when I sense a movement (maybe I saw it from the corner of my eye) on my bed. I get up and turn the light back on to check it out. When I lift my bag... I see a giant, reddish-orange cockroach. That bitch was crawling on my bed. Of course I feel the need to scream bloody murder and run into my mother's room. When we return to my room to kill him, the cockroach had made his way to the ceiling. (I think these new cockroaches can fly.) Once they get to the ceiling, they usually fall and that's where we go in for the attack. After waiting what felt like hours, the cockroach was finally in sight. With bug spray and a roll of toilet paper at hand, my mother waited for the right time to attack. That little punk was squished with a slipper. You know, it was much more dramatic than what I've just described, but I don't want to disturb anyone. And I'd really like to get some sleep. It's hard to sleep, though, when you're living in constant fear of a cockroach creeping on your face. Near your mouth. I think this would be a good time to bring back...

                                           

"clairlee" sucks

okay... last summer, we (caylee christner and claire kobren) decided to make a really good blog. we chose the url clairlee.blogspot.com because that's our names combined! we only blogged once (about michael maggi). we never shared the link with anyone because we just weren't ready to share something so raw with the entire world. over time we forgot about it. today, june 30, 2008 (exactly two weeks before caylee's sixteenth birthday) we tried to log into our blog.  we failed because we couldn't remember the password! we tried going to look at our blog (RIP) to help us remember what our password could've been. when we went to that internet address we saw that it CLEARLY was not ours. it was all in a weird "asian" language that we didn't understand. our really good english name has been taken over by some azn bitch. seriously. why would some non english speaking person want our priceless english name? so now we are forced to pretend to be cultured with our new url and name or title or whatever you call it. watevz.